While Nick Cannon is out here building a light-skinned army, @donordylan is calling for regulation of his sperm.

Dylan Stone-Miller updated his TikTok followers that he now has 97 biological children through sperm donations — that he knows of. This newest birth is actually the second time a couple has used Stone-Miller’s sperm, ensuring the newborn has a full biological sibling.

@donordylan Welcoming another little one into the sibling pod today #donorconceived #birth #queer #family #fyp #fy ♬ original sound - Donor Dylan

Stone-Miller began donating sperm at 20 years old, making regular donations for a few years. The sperm bank’s contract with him stated that his donations could be used for up to 40 families.

“I agreed to 40 when I was 20 years old (and couldn’t legally drink but somehow could do this). Never thought they’d reach 40…,” he commented under the video. He was led to believe that the bank would try to limit births and that the rest of his donations would go to research. He was doing it for science people!

@donordylan #donorconceived #chosenfamily #summer #travel #roadtrip ♬ Summer - Croquet Club

In 2020, Stone-Miller was found online by 40 mothers who had conceived with his donation and has started connecting with some of the families. While the sperm bank has “retired” his donations, there could still be more than 97 children out due to some births being unreported.

“Until we regulate sperm banks like the rest of the developed world does, we’re gonna continue to see unreasonably large sibling pods of donor-conceived people who have some very unique challenges growing up and the general public facing some serious genetic and public health issues,” he says.

Of all the industries that need to be reformed, the sperm-donor industry might need it the most, and that’s coming from someone who jerks off for a living.